-The President and I duel with our utmost calculator/hover-board/microwave/air mattress/compass/laser-beam/laptop
Over summer holiday. I received a laptop. It wasn’t merely any laptop. This laptop came from from an foreigner and could state me anything I wanted to cognize. It’s great! The laptop can besides run any computing machine plan. game. or any other package that is known to adult male. It has a built in reckoner. Cadmium thrust. hover-board. micro-cook. blow-up air mattress. compass. laser-beam. and most of import of all. it can read people’s heads! I merely sit about. on my drifting air-mattress. heating up Hot Pockets. listening to music. and hiting laser-beams at people. The President of the United States even challenged me to a affaire d’honneur against his ain calculator/hover-board/microwave/air mattress/compass/laser-beam/laptop against my ain. If I won. I would go the President. and he would travel to school for me and make all my prep. So. of class. I agreed. It was like one of those western movies. except we had laptops alternatively of guns.
We were standing in an empty parking batch. booting up our laptops. It was noon. and there was a bird sitting on a manhole in the centre of the chapped asphalt. We both knew what the other was believing ( because of our laptops ) and knew that when that bird flew off. IT WAS ON! Suddenly. as if feeling the danger. the bird flew off every bit rapidly as it could. There was a brief intermission that all you could hear was *click* *click* *bleep! * and so we were away!
In one agile slide we activated the matress/hoverboards and flew straight up following to each other. He shot a laser-beam at me and missed! I took my Hot Pocket out of the microwave and threw it at him. Prisoner of war! . I hit him right in the oral cavity! I took advantage of his confusion to wing my mattress into his and I managed to take out his hoverpads. He jumped onto my mattress and we fell over the side. both of us hardly hanging on with one manus. I kicked at him and he grabbed at me. and utilizing all of my strength I pulled myself back on top of my air mattress and sent it into a barrel axial rotation. strike harding the President winging! I dove directly down. scooped the President out of the air and landed safely.
Since I won I took over the function as President of the United States. I didn’t like the colour of the White House. so I had some painters repaint it ruddy and black. Another thing I did while in office was I gave my laptop to my most sure computing machine technician. Preston. the computing machine technician. used it to make materials like create universe peace. read people’s heads in tribunal. stop universe hungriness. and many other things. I wasn’t careless plenty to give such a powerful object to person without sing the unsafe possibilities. I made certain I limited what he could utilize the computing machine for. Anything evil or harmful to the human race caused by the laptop would do it to blow up. thanks to a sophisticated plan I created on it.
I resigned from office after I passed measures to do school more merriment. gas monetary values cheaper. and many other of import things. I agreed to allow the old President travel back into office and allow me travel to school after summer interruption. I figured that I still necessitate to travel to school anyhow. and I don’t want to be some in-between school dropout.
While I was President and had the laptop I made tonss of money making assorted things. I spent my money on what of all time I wanted. First. I bought a hacky-sac that was made with silk for the pouch and had gold beads for the material that goes indoors. Then I bought the Xbox 360 from Microsoft before it was even known to the populace. I besides bought the Cray 1 computing machine to play computing machine games on. Now I know for certain that my computing machine has the best artworks. processor ; everything!
Then. I bought NASA. Yes. that’s right. I bought the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. But. I like to name it Josh’s Aeronautics and Space Administration or JASA now. Every twenty-four hours I fly my spaceship to Marss. play hacky-sac with some Martians. halt on the Moon on the manner back to construct up a aggregation of Moon stones. and have some merriment in zero gravitation before I land. It can besides wing through Earth’s atmosphere. so I can travel merely approximately anyplace I want whenever I feel like it.
My sign of the zodiac is merely about the coolest house of all time. My whole household lives in it. There are so many outstanding suites within this giant of a construction. Inside. this edifice has everything anyone could of all time inquire for. If it weren’t for all the maps that say “you are here” person would hold to direct in a hunt party everytime person entered! I would be lost in the dang thing. but I would still hold a great clip! Well. I guess I should give you some information on merely what is so of import about this Brobdingnagian topographic point.
The most exciting room is my sleeping room. It isn’t like a regular room with all my material in it. Its merely the topographic point that contains my bed. So why is it so particular? Well. my bed is a racecar bed. and it lays on a racing path. When it is clip for me to acquire up in the forenoon. it does 50 laps around the path at an mean velocity of 200 miles per hour. Acerate leaf to state. afterwords I am to the full awake and non tired in the least spot!
Following up is the game room. The lone object in this room is a strange-looking
gold-plated cod sitting in the centre of my room. My house is really spacious but sparsely equipped. don’t you think? Well. as I was stating. there’s this cod. and when you enter it. you will detect buttons. control sticks. a maneuvering wheel. keyboard. mouse. my Virtual Sensor Glove. arcade manner screen. buttons. levers. to the full stocked icebox. futuristic aeronautical bedpan. and a cup holder. It contains every picture game that is deserving playing known to adult male. Gratuitous to state. a individual can pass hebdomads in this gambling shrine.
In this following room. everything is comestible. because I have a to the full functional reproduction of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory! It even has Oompah Loompahs! I even have created existent everlasting gobstopers! Not the sham sort that you can acquire anyplace. mine are really “everlasting” . I still have that dad that ne’er loses it’s fizz. and when you drink it. you float until you burp. I keep my ain small hoard of that gum that makes you turn into a blueberry. It’s so funny when you give it to person and they say. “Mmm… ! What’s this? Blueberry pie! What’s go oning. . ? ! ” and so the Oompah Loompahs come by sing their vocal. and turn over the individual off.
The most restful room on the belongings is my bathroom. The lavatory has an electrically het place. everything is gesture activated. and when you are done. it says. ”What have you been eating? ” . normally doing the unexpecting user repeat their usage of the installation one time more. The bathing tub is the existent centre of attending. It’s the size of an indoor pool. but it has scuba gear prepared. a changeless temperature of 95°F. a slide. and dozenss of blue and ruddy bubbles everyplace. My sink is really hi-tech. you put your custodies through these two gaps in the wall and it immediately removes any foreign substances from your custodies. prohibitionists them. and rubs lotion on so that you leave with your custodies cleaner and softer than before you entered.
I have so many more topographic points to see. but I’m afraid that I shall merely give the names. for I do non hold the clip to travel into item about all the fantastic and luxurios things in my legal residence. There is a garden. gym. mediaeval dining room. alien kitchen. athleticss field. billiards room. batting coop. concert hall. mega promenade and mini promenade. library. walk-in cupboard. research lab. paintball tribunal. waiting country. art gallery. dance hall. Television room. greenroom. cabinet room. proving room. steam room. and every other sort of room conceivable!
Since I have so much material to make in this house. I send an humanoid to school. He reflects my ideas and feelings. and when he comes place. I have him upload everything he has learned today into my encephalon. I do my ain prep because I’ll acquire bored with all the merriment material I have to make. Well. that’s all for now. and if you happen to see my android look-alike. experience free to state hello. but DO NOT inquire him any mystery. or he will detonate.